A NO-NONSENSE DATING CLUB FOR GROWN ADULTS IN LONDON
For people aged 35–49 who have their life together, bring attractive energy, and are done with dating apps, pen pals, and people claiming they’re “emotionally available.”
*If you’re avoidant, inconsistent, or “seeing where things go,” maybe… don’t. Membership by invitation only.
WHAT IS THIS?
We’re not a dating app.
We’re not a sleazy singles mixer.
We’re a curated, small-group dating club for fairly attractive adults who can hold a decent conversation, take care of themselves, and know the difference between “busy” and “inconsistent.”
If you’re looking for normal, grounded, emotionally mature people who try - welcome.
If not, London has many other options...and apps.
AGE GROUPS
34-44
Still pretending to enjoy plans after 8pm.
40-50
More realistic about everything.
*If you’re in the middle choose your favourite decade. We are not that strict.
WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT?
Small manually curated meet-ups (5 men, 5 women)
Balanced groups (numbers, ages, things in common, values)
People who, on paper, belong in the same room
Photo verification (no filters from 2011)
Real conversations, not speed-dating nonsense
London-based professionals who have their life together
Events in central London (Zone 1/2, nothing too painful or in Mayfair)
Zero chaos, zero creeps, zero time-wasters
Tasteful nudges when two members clearly make sense
Introductory video call
No sleazy mixer vibes
ARE YOU ELIGIBLE?
WHO WE ACCEPT
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People who take care of themselves
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People who are single (truly separated, and divorced people are welcome)
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People who can communicate like adults in fluent English
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People with stable lives, stable moods, stable jobs and emotional intelligence
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People who understand sarcasm
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People who want a relationship, not just attention or validation
If this sounds like you, good.
If not...genuinely, all the best.
WHO IS NOT WELCOME
Men and women who:
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lie about age, height, or photos
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are married, “almost separated”, or “it’s complicated”
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are looking for a situationship
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are not in the "right" headspace for this
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hate the opposite gender
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can’t hold a conversation
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have zero humour
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behave like walking red flags
Also ghosters, avoidants, misogynists, misandrists, and anyone whose personality is “banter”.
HOW IT WORKS?
STEP 1 - APPLY
Fill out the form. Be honest. Be yourself. We will know if you aren’t.
STEP 2 - VETTING
We review your photos, answers, vibe, and general sense of being a
functioning adult.
STEP 3 - GET APPROVED
If accepted, you join the member list for your age bracket.
STEP 4 - EVENTS
You’ll be invited to curated small - group dinners/drinks with people of
opposite sex who match your energy.
STEP 5 - MEET PEOPLE WHO MEAN IT
Revolutionary, we know.
RULES OF THE CLUB
Things we didn't think we'd have to say.
BE SINGLE
Divorced and truly separated welcome.
"It's complicated" is not a relationship status.
MAKE AN EFFORT
You don't need to be a super model. Just look like you tried.
SHOW UP
If you RSVP, you attend. Don't treat us as an option. Showing up is sexy.
COMMUNICATE
No ghosting. No vanishing. No melodramatic exits.
BE KIND
Kindness yes. Monotone boring
monologues no.
RESPECT PRIVACY
No sharing nudes. No stalking.
No weirdness. You will be banned.
HAVE HUMOUR
If dry sense of humour offends you, you'll struggle. Humour is sexy.
TRY
That's really the whole point. Being a decent human being is not that difficult.
TESTIMONIALS
To manage expectations: these might be fictional.
"I met three normal men in one evening, which is three more than I’ve met in the last four years."
— Jessica, 39 from Islington
Calm evening, genuine conversations. I left feeling hopeful, which isn’t something I say often about dating.”
- Matt, 36 from Chelsea
“Everyone seemed genuinely interested in meeting someone. Refreshing.”
- Chris, 45 from Tooting
